Our chief critic, Dana Currtain (love her, nobody like knows her real age or where she is actually from), covers theatre productions as well as the art of film with her very own distinct brand of cheeky gusto.

With the Olympics looming, Dana will probably also lend her voice to our sports coverage. They’ll probably ask me to do it, too. Honestly, I’m down. Am I getting free tickets to gymnastics, tho?

Dana is all work, work, work but she adores Gustave, a Spanish minx who makes olive juice with his bare hands. Like, we have his olive oil stuff at the office, you guys. It is so good.

Dana enjoys poetry readings, improv dance and and—yes—shots. That girl can throw down.

An avid supporter of the LGBTQ+ community, Dana and her best friend Denise can often be found at drag brunch on Sundays. I go with sometimes.

Okay, so the CEO of the LA Time is Peter Rod. He is like Dana’s godson or something. He inherited the site from his billionaire father. Facts.

I am pretty sure he doesn’t know this site exists. I don’t like him.

Ok, heading out.

Wallie, the summer intern